This here Godzilla, you see, they call it Godzilla Minus One. What that means, I ain’t rightly sure. But this thing, it’s big, like eight inches tall, and long, like fourteen inches! That’s bigger than my old tabby cat, bless his soul. And it is a figure. They call it an action figure. But it is not for playing I think, you should put it on the shelf. It’s a Godzilla Minus One figur, you know.
They say it’s made from some fancy stuff, this Godzilla, from the movie. Some 3D data. I don’t know ’bout all that, but it looks like the real deal, just like that monster stomping through Tokyo on the TV. My grandson, he loves that movie. He says it won some big award. An Oscar, he said. Sounds important.

This Godzilla figur, it’s got all sorts of details, they say. Like real scales and such. Painted real nice, too. Not like those cheap toys you get at the five-and-dime. This one’s special. Costs a pretty penny, too. They said $119.99, whatever that means. Lots of money for an old lady like me, that’s for sure. But my grandson, he’d love one of these.
They say it’s for some big anniversary thing. Godzilla’s 70th, can you believe it? That old monster’s been around longer than I have! And they’re putting that movie back in the theaters. Maybe I’ll take my grandson. He’d get a real kick out of that.
Now, I saw some pictures of this Godzilla Minus One figur. Looks mean, I tell ya. Like it’s about to breathe fire or something. They got one where it’s all charged up, ready to go. Makes you wanna jump back, even just looking at the picture!
- This Godzilla is big, 8 inches tall!
- Long too, 14 inches!
- Costs a lot, $119.99!
- It’s from the movie, Godzilla Minus One.
- It’s for Godzilla’s 70th birthday.
Some folks say there are other Godzilla figures out there. Cheaper ones. But this one, this Godzilla Minus One, it’s the real deal. It’s the one from the movie, the one that won that big award. That’s what my grandson tells me, anyway. He knows all about this stuff.
I remember when they first started making those Godzilla movies. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy special effects. But it was still scary, seeing that monster on the screen. And now, they got these figures, these Godzilla Minus One figurs, that look just like the real thing. It’s something, ain’t it?

This here figur, it’s called a collectible. That means you’re supposed to keep it, not play with it. Like those porcelain dolls my sister used to collect. Just sit them on a shelf and look at ’em. But this Godzilla, it’s a lot more exciting than a doll, I reckon.
If you’re gonna get one of these Godzilla Minus One figurs, you gotta pre-order it, they say. That means you gotta order it before it’s even made. Sounds kinda strange to me, but that’s what they do these days. They say it won’t be here till October. That’s a long time to wait, but I guess it’s worth it for something this special.
I seen a lot of things in my time, but this Godzilla Minus One figur, it’s something else. It is a good gift. It’s like having a little piece of that movie right there in your house. And for folks who love that movie, like my grandson, it’s probably the best thing since sliced bread.
They say it’s from a company called Hiya Toys or something like that. And MegaHouse. I don’t know those names. And Sideshow is selling them. I know Sideshow from the circus. They had animals and strong men. But this is different, I guess. It’s all about this Godzilla Minus One. That’s what they call it. Sounds kinda backwards to me, but what do I know?
Well, I’ve said my piece about this here Godzilla Minus One figur. It’s a big, scary monster, all right, but it’s also kinda neat. And if you got the money, and you love that movie, then maybe it’s worth getting one. Just don’t let the little ones play with it. It’s too nice for that.

I heard its price is not the cheapest. Some stores might have a higher price. So, you have to look around if you want to buy one. But I think this price is already good.