Oh, honey, let me tell you about this thing, this “I Saw the TV Glow Blu-ray.” You know, I saw it on that there internet, and it got me all riled up. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. And this old lady, she’s seen a lot, let me tell ya.
So, this here Blu-ray, it’s like a fancy movie, right? You put it in one of them newfangled players, and it plays on your TV. But this one, it’s somethin’ else. Says it’s got “I Saw the TV Glow.” What’s that even mean? I guess it is a movie? But is it horror? Or somethin else?

They say it got all these extra things, like a fella named Jane Schoenbrun and someone called Brigette Lundy-Paine talkin’ over the movie. They call it “commentary.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. Why would you want folks yappin’ while you’re tryin’ to watch somethin’? I do not know, it maybe good.
And get this, they got “deleted scenes.” Scenes they cut out! Why would they put them back in? If it weren’t good enough for the movie, why would I want to see it? Maybe these scenes will make me feel even more confused.
They also got somethin’ called a “featurette.” No idea what that is. Maybe it’s a little movie? Or maybe it’s just more folks talkin’. Lord knows I get enough of that down at the bingo hall. It sounds like it is something good though, people talk about it alot online.
And pictures! It comes with six, count ’em, six photo cards. Now that’s somethin’ I can get behind. I love me some good pictures. But what is on them? People or the scenes from the movie? I hope they are pretty.
- They say this Blu-ray got “Dolby Atmos sound.” I don’t rightly know what that is, but it sounds fancy.
- They say this movie is about someone’s “egg crack”. Is that food? Or some new kind of dance?
- They also say all 4K UHD discs are Region Free, and all Blu-ray discs are Region A locked. What does that even mean?
This whole thing is just wild. It is just so confusing. Now, they say you can buy this “I Saw the TV Glow” Blu-ray from a place called A24. Never heard of it. Is it a store? I don’t know. Maybe it’s one of them online things. They say it costs 30 dollars. That’s a lot of money for a movie, ain’t it?

I’m just so confused. What are they talkin’ about? And I still do not even know what this I Saw The TV Glow is about. Is it about someone’s life? Or is it a scary movie? It’s all just a big mystery to me. I guess I gotta see it to find out, huh?
But this whole Blu-ray thing, it’s got me thinkin’. Maybe there’s more to these movies than I thought. Maybe there’s somethin’ special about this “I Saw the TV Glow” thing. This is why it is important to talk about it. People want to know more about it.
This I Saw The TV Glow Blu-ray sounds like a real doozy. It says you can buy or rent it. Renting sounds like a library. Do libraries have these? Maybe I should check it out sometime.
You can get it from places called Apple TV, Amazon Video, Microsoft Store, and Sky Store. Are those stores? How do I get there? I don’t understand any of this. I just want to watch a movie, that’s all.
They say it has something called DigiPack, too. What is that? Is that like a backpack? I need to know more, the internet is talkin’ about this, and I don’t understand it!

Anyways, that is what I know about this I Saw The TV Glow Blu-ray. It is a big mystery to me. If you know what any of this means, please tell me, I am just so lost.