Well, let me tell you, I saw this picture show called “Upgrade”, and boy, was it somethin’. Got me thinkin’, are there other movies like Upgrade? I reckon there’s gotta be more out there, just like it. I like that kind of movie, you know, the kind that makes you think and keeps you on the edge of your seat.
This “Upgrade” movie, it was all about this fella who got some kinda fancy doohickey put in him. Made him all super strong and fast. It was a real hoot, I tell ya. But I want more! More movies like Upgrade! Where are they?
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout other picture shows, kinda like “Upgrade”. They was sayin’ somethin’ about this “Free Guy” movie. Is that like “Upgrade”? Maybe. They also said there is a movie called “Nobody”, I don’t know if I’ve seen that one yet. These all movies like Upgrade?
I seen this other one, somethin’ about a ghost in a shell. They say it’s a cartoon, but it’s got all that thinkin’ stuff, like “Upgrade”. That ghost movie, that might be what I’m lookin’ for. Might be one of them movies like Upgrade, even though it’s a cartoon. There is also another one they called “Pandorum”, I don’t know what that means but it’s supposed to be one of them scary movies, but I like scary movies. Sounds like “Pandorum” is one of them movies like Upgrade.
People like them kinda movies, I reckon. The ones with all them gadgets and gizmos. And the fightin’! That “Upgrade” movie had some good fightin’. Makes a body feel alive, watchin’ all that action. So I want more of them action movies like Upgrade.

- That “Free Guy” movie.
- That “Nobody” movie.
- That ghost in the shell cartoon.
- That “Pandorum” movie, that sounds scary.
I heard that the “Upgrade” is on that Netflix thing now. They say it’s aged like fine wine, well, I don’t drink, but I know what they mean. I like that “Upgrade” movie, I want to see more like it. Where are all the movies like Upgrade, that’s what I want to know.
You know, they got all these fancy things nowadays. They say there’s a way to find more movies like Upgrade. Something about upgrading to a pro account, whatever that means. Costs a couple of bucks, they say. I don’t know about all that. I just want to find more movies like Upgrade. I saw that “Upgrade” movie in 2018, I think, that’s a long time ago, I want more.
They say these movies got similar themes. What’s a theme? Is that like when all the hogs get loose and you gotta round ’em up? I guess these movies all got somethin’ in common, like them hogs. They all a little bit wild, a little bit crazy. All of them movies like Upgrade. I’m trying to find them all.
And they say these movies got dystopian settings. Now what in tarnation is a dystopian setting? Sounds like somethin’ from one of them fancy books. I ain’t never read one of them, but I reckon it means things ain’t all sunshine and rainbows in these movies. Like that “Upgrade” movie, things weren’t so good for that fella at first. These are probably what they mean by movies like Upgrade, the ones where everything is kinda messed up.
Then they talk about body augmentation. That’s a mouthful, ain’t it? I reckon it means fixin’ up your body with them fancy gadgets, like they did to that fella in “Upgrade”. I bet that hurt somethin’ awful, but it sure made him strong. That’s what I like in a movie, a little bit of that body fixin’ stuff. So I’m lookin’ for them body fixin’ movies like Upgrade.
They say these movies got plot twists. Now that’s somethin’ I understand. Like when you think the fox is gonna get the hen, but the hen ends up flyin’ the coop! That’s a plot twist. I like them plot twists. Keeps you guessin’. So I am lookin’ for them plot twistin’ movies like Upgrade.
So, if you know any more movies like Upgrade, you let me know. I’m itchin’ to see ’em. I want more of that action, more of them gadgets, more of them plot twists. I want more of them movies like Upgrade, you hear?