This Dr. Polaris, who is he? He sounds just like that Magneto fella. People sayin’ he’s a rip-off. What a load of hogwash!
Dr. Polaris and Magneto, Two Peas in a Pod?
That Dr. Polaris, he can mess with metal, right? Just like that Magneto. They say Polaris came first. Who knows what’s true anymore? Seems to me they both got the same kinda powers.
- They both wear them funny purple outfits. You seen ’em? Look like they’re goin’ to a fancy dress party, all the time.
- They both got them helmets. Probably to keep their brains from fallin’ out, messin’ with all that metal.
- Polaris is said to be Magneto‘s daughter! Can you believe that? What a family!
Magneto’s Daughter, Polaris
Now, this Polaris, she’s a strange one. They say she’s Magneto’s little girl. If that’s true, she learned from the best, I guess. Or the worst, depends on how you look at it. They say she got these powers and Magneto, he made a plan. Kidnapped her, they say. What a mess.
They do say that this Polaris, she can’t do all the things her daddy can. Magneto, he’s the real deal. She can only do some of the same stuff. I heard she can play with magnets. Maybe she can stick all your spoons to the fridge. She’s got something to do with electricity, too. Maybe she can light up a bulb without pluggin’ it in.
This Polaris, she’s been with them X-Men folks. But her and her daddy, they don’t always see eye to eye. Family squabbles, even with them super folks. One time, Polaris tried to take over the South Pole. The South Pole! What was she gonna do with it? She fought them Justice League folks. Plastic Man, he stopped her. That’s a funny name, Plastic Man.
They say she got them powers when she was just a little tyke. Latent powers, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ that’s hidin’, waitin’ to jump out. She was part of them X-Men. Then she wasn’t. She was with that Havok fella. His powers were out of control. Then he went all sleepy. What a life these folks lead.
Magneto and Dr. Polaris, Both Bad?
Now, people say Magneto, he’s a bad guy. Some folks say he’s just misunderstood. They call him a villain. What do I know? I don’t know, I just keep to my garden.
This Dr. Polaris, is he bad like Magneto? Don’t know. If he’s takin’ after Magneto, then maybe. But who am I to say? They both mess with metal, that’s for sure.
They both got that magnetism power. They can move metal around like it’s nothin’. Magneto, he’s the master, they say. But this Polaris, he’s got the same power, just a different name. Dr. Polaris, sounds a little fancy, don’t it?
I heard this Polaris girl, she’s got a lot to think about. They say her daddy, Magneto, he’s always in her head. She’s gotta decide what’s right and wrong. Hard to do when your daddy’s a, well, you know, a Magneto.
This Dr. Polaris, they say he showed up before Magneto. Hard to believe, ain’t it? Maybe Magneto saw him and thought, “Hey, I can do that, too!”
This Polaris girl, she was in some show. “Wolverine and the X-Men,” I think it was called. She was all protected, wouldn’t let her leave Genosha. What’s Genosha? Sounds like a sneeze.
So, is Dr. Polaris a rip-off of Magneto? Well, he sure does sound like him. They both got that metal power. They both wear them funny clothes. Maybe it’s just a coincidence. Or maybe one copied the other. Who knows? Not me. All I know is, it’s a strange world, with strange people in it. And these two, they’re about the strangest of the bunch.