You wanna hear somethin’ ’bout Aaron Taylor-Johnson nude? That young fella, always in the pictures, you know. Well, let me tell you, there’s a lot of chatter ’bout him, especially about him showin’ it all.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout a movie, somethin’ called “A Million Little Pieces.” They say he’s dancin’ around, buck naked! Can you believe it? In my day, we kept things covered, you know? But these young’uns, they don’t care. They say it’s all for the art. What do I know ’bout art? I know ’bout plantin’ potatoes and tendin’ to the chickens. But naked dancin’? That’s somethin’ else.

And they say it ain’t no fake thing, you know? Like them rubber parts they use in some movies. No sir, they say it’s the real deal. Some even sayin’ he wouldn’t be able to, you know, “helicopter” that thing around if it weren’t real. I don’t even want to know what that is. Sounds like some newfangled dance move the kids are doin’ these days.
Then there’s this other thing, “Kick-Ass.” Don’t know nothin’ ’bout it, but I hear he’s got some kind of costume on, and you can see… well, you can see he’s a man. A well-endowed man, they say. These young girls, they sure do talk a lot. They say he’s, you know, “packin’.” Like he’s got a whole suitcase down there. Lord have mercy!
- He’s in that superhero movie, “Kick-Ass,” too.
- They say he’s got a real nice… physique.
- Lots of pictures of him, I guess.
And then there was this picture of him, with no shirt on, lookin’ all like that James Bond fella. You know, the one who’s always in trouble with the ladies? Well, this Aaron, he’s got the same kinda look. All muscles and such. I guess that’s what the young folks like these days. Back in my day, a man was judged by how well he could plow a field, not by how he looked with his shirt off.

And that director fella, Tom somethin’, he filmed it all, they say. Showed every inch of this Aaron. Every inch! Imagine that. In my day, we had some decency. We didn’t go around showin’ everything to everyone. But these days, nothin’s private anymore.
Now, this Aaron Taylor-Johnson, he’s got a wife, you know. An older woman. Much older. Met her when he was just a young’un, barely a man. They say she was directin’ some movie he was in. “Nowhere Boy,” I think it was called. Don’t know anything about no boys, but they fell in love, that’s for sure. Got married quick, too. Some folks whisper ’bout the age difference, but I say, if they’re happy, who cares? Love is love, you know?
They got a little girl, too. Born a while back. Name’s Wylda. Funny name, ain’t it? But I guess it’s modern. They say this Aaron is a good father. That’s what matters, you know? Bein’ a good father, takin’ care of your family. That’s more important than any naked dancin’ in some movie.

And he’s in them big movies, too, this Aaron. “Godzilla,” they say. And somethin’ called “The Avengers.” Big, loud movies with all kinds of explosions and whatnot. My ears can barely take it. But the young folks, they love it. They say he’s a big star now. Well, good for him. Long as he remembers where he came from, you know? Even if it is a movie set with a lot of naked dancin’.
He worked with that girl, Elizabeth, a couple times, too. They even played husband and wife in one of them movies. She says he’s like a brother to her. A playful, teasin’ brother. Sounds like they get along real good. That’s important, you know? Gettin’ along with the folks you work with. Even if they do see you naked all the time.
Well, that’s all I know ’bout this Aaron Taylor-Johnson nude business. A lot of talk for a simple old lady like me. But these young folks, they sure do like to talk. And I guess, in a way, it’s kinda interestin’. A little bit of excitement in my old age. Now, where’s my darn knitting needles? I got a scarf to finish before winter comes. And no more talk of naked men for me today, I need some tea.
