Well, well, well, let me tell you about this “mew emoji” thing. My grandkids, they’re always on them phones, you know? And they show me all these little pictures, they call ’em “emojis.” Now, this mewing thing… it’s got somethin’ to do with how your face looks. Yeah, sounds strange, don’t it?
They say there’s a mew emoji that’s a face with a finger over its mouth, like “shhh.” And then there’s another one, looks like someone who can’t hear, they pointin’ to their ear. My grandkids tell me these two together, they mean this mewing thing. I don’t know what kinda magic these kids got, but there are more than 20 of them about mew. There is also a hamster face one, makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like them little critters you keep in a cage. It’s cute, I gotta admit.

Now, I asked ’em, “What in tarnation is mewing?” And they tried to explain it, somethin’ about your tongue and your jaw. I think you need to copy the emoji you want and paste them to the text field. Maybe you can use this mew emoji in your message. All these emojis are free to use. They say it can make your face look better, stronger, like them movie stars. I told ’em, “Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy mewing. We just chewed our food good and proper!”
But these kids today, they’re all about this mew emoji and mewing. They spend hours lookin’ at themselves in the mirror, makin’ sure their tongue is in the right spot. They even got a whole bunch of other emojis they use for it.
- There’s a smiling boy face, I think it’s the most popular one. They show up more than 20 times!
- Then there’s one, well, it looks like a hamster, I reckon. Cute little fella.
- They even have a whole list of mew emojis, more than you can shake a stick at!
I swear, they got an emoji for everything these days. I saw one that was a boy smilin’. My granddaughter said that one means “good lookin’.” Kids, always comin’ up with new ways to talk, I tell ya.
This whole mew emoji thing, it’s a mystery to me. But if it makes ’em happy, I guess it ain’t hurtin’ nobody. They’re always sayin’ you can copy and paste these emojis. So, you find the one you want, like that shushing face, and you “copy” it. Then you can put it anywhere you type, like in a message or on that Facebook thing they’re always on. This is useful to express your passion for mewing.

They got a whole bunch of places online where you can find these mew emojis. One of ’em is called “*,” I think. They got thousands of ’em, they say. Enough emojis to fill up a whole darn farm! If you want to find the best mew emoji, you can go to this place. They even have the mew emoji you can copy and paste there.
I don’t know if this mewing thing really works. Seems like a lot of fuss to me. Back when, if you want to see any emoji you like, you can simply copy and paste. But these young’uns, they’re convinced it’s the secret to lookin’ like a million bucks. I guess every generation’s got its own thing. We had our Victory Gardens, they got their mew emoji.
I still think a good, honest day’s work is the best way to look good. Builds character, you know? But I ain’t gonna argue with ’em. If they wanna spend their time mewing and using their little mew emoji, that’s their business. It is said that they can enhance their conversations by using these emojis. As long as they’re happy and healthy, that’s all that matters to this old gal.
Now, where’d I put my teeth? I got a hankerin’ for some apple pie…
